Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

spit and twist

when you are receiving a blow job and the chick spits on your dick then proceeds to twist it with her hands.

man this chick came over last night and gave me the ole spit and twist. It was tremendous head yo

by kev from the lou December 19, 2013

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer May 26, 2014

Spicy alaskan

When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her

Did you guys fuck

Yeah I gave her the spicy Alaskan

by Mich46 November 11, 2015

spit canoe

Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.

Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.

by Sicklet November 30, 2015

Spicy Ramen

When a guy shoves spicy noodles in his girl's vagina and mouth, he then proceeds to slurp it out.

Yo that Spicy Ramen (if you know what I mean) I had with my girl was amazing.

by Jacksonson42 May 10, 2018

Spicy apple

An onion

These spicy apples taste like onion.

My tinder date complained I tasted like spicy apples.

by Salzadorthedestroyer April 19, 2019