soank

When you have sexual intercourse randomly

Connor Bailey gets soanked all the time.

by Codmauster December 9, 2015

soaky

soaky means when some thing is so clean and so tight that its impossiable

a tight pair of jordans
a out fit

by shamontay williams February 11, 2005

Panty Soaker

A person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will "soak their panties". True panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to orgasm and satisfaction. False panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. Some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.

Nancy: Oh my god, look at that guy, Jo Ann!
Jo Ann: *Gasp!* He's GORGEOUS!
Ted, a male Panty Soaker: Hello, ladies. My name is Ted. May I buy you both drinks?
Nancy: Yes, you may!
Jo Ann: I got a drink for you right between my legs!
Nancy: JO ANN, WHAT THE FUCK?!!

by Yachirobi May 12, 2013

shawkward

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!

by SHS person December 16, 2009

Snawkattack

Awkward+Sneak+Attack. Some sexual advancements when your family is around.

My kids walked in and my wife and I 69ing eachother, this was a big snawkattack!

My neice was jumping on the bed while my girlfriend tried to finger me under the covers! SNAWKATTACK!

He put my hand on his hard erection during dinner with my parents, what a real snawkattack!

by Sookie Crisp July 6, 2010

pond-soaker

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.

Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010

Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak

- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?

by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015