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slonch donkey 

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.
slonch donkey by SB Anon December 8, 2010
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hop-scotch

When you like to set fire to random object or things, but need to use a code word for your bad behavior, pyromaniac antics.
Angela: "Let's go play hop-scotch, I am thinking that tree stump is a good area to start!"

Christy: "Okay, I got the hairspray!"
hop-scotch by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.
Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

Scotch Boy 

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.
Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"
Scotch Boy by El Ladsy January 9, 2009

Scotch on the rocks 

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.
Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.
1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.

2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.
1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.

2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.
sloth by Al February 13, 2005