Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Snuggie Shoot

Taking a bunch of seductive pictures with your Snuggie, similar to a photo shoot.

Guy: "Hey, will you comment the pictures from my Snuggie Shoot on Facebook?"

Girl: "Uhh.... sure." *backs away slowly*

by spunkaroo January 3, 2010

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

six shooter

A pistol or handgun able to fire up to six shots before needing to be reloaded.

Don't hate on the little man 'cause he's packin' a six shooter!

by Otaku Guardian February 8, 2005

shoot the sherbert

Male ejaculation

Open yer mouth, bitch. I'm about ta shoot the sherbert.

by Roach Clip January 12, 2004

Black Rock Shooter

A super cool Anime Character based off of Miku Hatsune, of the Vocaloids. She has pale skin, blue eyes, and long black hair that is pulled into to ponytails on each side of her head. She wears a black bikini top and short black shorts with a black foot length coat. She wields an arm cannon and a katana. She is created by HUKE

Black Rock Shooter is NOT Miku Hatsune nor a Vocaloid.

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004