Shank

To shank
1-To mishit (in sport)
2-To crap something up e.g. a relationship

1-Damn! I shanked that last shot!
2-I really shanked what we had going on, didn't I?

by Tomas-N November 12, 2007

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Shank

To misspass a volleyball in such a way that if can't be played by your teammate

Coach: Damn, ima take Dan out, he's been shanking passes all day!

by Victor Chen July 6, 2007

Shanks

somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.

person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....

by pigsaw May 30, 2007

SHANK

When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'

Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.

by Anal Ainzworth January 14, 2009

Shank

To shank someone with a homemade mexican knife

Eddie: Will I'll shank u

Will: Oh shit

by Lewisboy February 13, 2010

Shank

A shank is a 'shitty wank'

a shit while having a wank

rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

by bedmaster July 7, 2008