shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.
See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank
by GarryB March 22, 2017
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shissank

To have a shit piss and wank at the same
time.
Ooh I’ve just had a great shissank time saved all round
by GarryB May 06, 2018
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Housekeeping

A code word used within a group of males to indicate that things have or are about to be really messed up. Generally during consumption of alcohol. #cryforhelp #imverydrunk #beingpesteredbyloser
Man is Very drunk and is about to fall over after being inappropriate with a work colleague the call housekeeping should give immediate assistance. Pronounced is emphasis on the e - "Housekeeeeping!!" Also is a code word to escape a dire event .
by GarryB August 25, 2016
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