test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

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scs score

An aggregated MBA ranking score based on the 5 major published rankings: Bloomsberg Businessweek, US News, Forbes, The Economist, and Financial Times.

Stanford's SCS Score of 40 and ranking of 2nd suggests it is consistently ranked as one of the top business schools in the nation.

by Mark Siron October 31, 2011

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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

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He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022

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