test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.
Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!
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Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.
Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed
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crowd score

1. Adjective/noun, similar to ground score, that describes cool people you meet in the wild.

2. Verb meaning to come across someone randomly/serendipitously that you really click with.

Both definitions imply that you intend to add them to your collection of friends or positive memories. Crowd score experiences typically happen at music festivals but are not limited to that location alone.
1. "You're my favourite crowd score of the festival, but shh don't tell the others that"
"I invited my crowd score to the afters, just wait til you meet them"

2. "I crowd scored them at Shambhala and we've been raving together ever since"
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free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,
Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up
by bluebrotha September 08, 2019
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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
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