A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
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by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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by Cookie Monster Epic October 5, 2020
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I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
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Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
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To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
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