School

Dictionary Definition-a building where young people receive education;

True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.
son: mum can i stay at home today

mum: why?

son: school is depresing and stupid

Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years

son: wat

Mum: nothing
by Mr.uber1337ww August 08, 2009
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Don't go there.They want to rot your brain out....trust me you haven't learned anything there and you never will.Don't send your kids there.Don't think that they can help you.They hate you and get paid for it.
if you want a example read the other School definitions here.
by Heavyoak September 07, 2006
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1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich
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a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole
kid:Your an asshole
teacher: school office now
by bob simpson 6962356 February 23, 2009
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1. Prison for Minors.
West Holt Penitentiary....Uh, I mean High School
by Speckdahl18 December 16, 2010
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It’s a hell that most people stay in for 17 years
by life is pain enjoyer March 21, 2023
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A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ted "guess what I hate school!" "eh everyone does"
by jag2787 May 21, 2008
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