reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010

Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

Reality

A real pain in the ass for all humans on this earth

Wow reality is tough

by Crazycat01 April 12, 2017

Recite Dead Meme Feburary

Post one dead meme on your account for each day of February.

Thanks to Recite Dead Meme Feburary, Harambe has come back from the dead!

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 18, 2018

relatablebitch

relatablebitch is the type of girl that is hot and funny and of course, relatable, but she can easily be a bitch whenever it suits her. She gorgeous hair and a cute smile, but hides it when she's mad because she wants to seem tough - she isn't. If you know a relatablebitch, then u should feel privileged to know her ;) Oh, and she is 100% an arianator!!!

person 1: omg did you see Alexa at the party last night?!
person 2:yes! she is such a relatablebitch !!

by relatablebitch_x May 21, 2019

RealityPalezz

A twitch stremer (WHO DoSNT STREAM MUCH) goes in plugsocketxxl twitch strem and talks about boring storys such as brexit and america

ketchuplover9000: RealityPalezz is dumb
RealityPalezz: i know

by ketchuplover9000 April 15, 2021