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Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.
Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show
by Sub128 January 30, 2021
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Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021
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Resting Bitch Face

An expression that is held by someone, typically (but by no means always) a woman. It is characterized by having a very slight scowl in the eyebrows, lips drawn in (sometimes occurred by sucking in the bottom lip), a pronounced tilt of the head, and a slight squinting of the eyes that would convey an expression of slight pain is discomfort. When performed properly, the sufferer should look to be perpetually constipated, and yet for some reason, utterly satisfied with being so. "Smug" is a common way to describe someone with a resting bitch face.

This expression is pronounced in its commonality, as in, it's the most common expression upon the sufferer's face. It is typically a signifier of someone who is arrogant, condescending, obnoxious or just generally bitchy. Commonly seen by journalists or other people commonly on TV.
I don't know how you can watch that show, the anchor has a massive resting bitch face. You'd think the higher ups would tell her to fix that.
by MJM1985 April 18, 2021
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Resting gif-face

The loop your face makes when you’re listening but not very interested, I.E., An eye roll, nod, deep sigh, or nom-sincere smile. Sometimes unintentional, but can be done deliberately for effect.

Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.
(At a dinner party, trying to tell a story)

*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”

Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.

Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”
by Moth??? June 18, 2021
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reciting the dictionary

When someone just keeps talking and talking about uninteresting things and won’t take hints that you want them to shut up.
Nancy was driving me crazy the other day. I just wanted her to shut up, but she was hell bent on reciting the dictionary.
by MacPherson McFly June 25, 2021
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Rectangling

When you hit 4 rockets at one person at the same time.
Example of rectangling: Mad, kv, kim, and ki rectangled the poop out of bdvjco.
by theoneandonlykv June 27, 2021
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