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Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013
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procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task
I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead
by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013
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Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
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procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.
He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating
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procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014
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procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.
#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014
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Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 May 11, 2014
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