rocket propelled camel

Any small shopping car being driven at sufficient speed on a bumpy surface to induce loss of contact with the ground.

I was overtaken by a rocket propelled camel on that road with all the speed humps.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005

Masturbation Proclamation

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011

proselyte

To convert (usually to Jewish)

The newly proselyted, bright young cadet was eager to participate in battle.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

by boxit January 1, 2014

Blast Processing

1. A fake term made up by Sega to make the SEGA Genesis sound more powerful than it actually was.
2. See propaganda

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing" said the Sega freak.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

Priceless

1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.

1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.

by ToeKneeRay April 23, 2008