Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.

"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"

by famam June 3, 2014

Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.

John is trying to solve the three body problem.

by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010

Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.

"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008

princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.

She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.

by Ukko ukkana ukinski October 30, 2015

U got a staring problem bah

a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling

Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah

eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog

eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs

by icantspellyesandisubmitted April 27, 2021

problem box

Adjective:

Basically used to describe something that is annoying, and is in turn making more problems in other areas of your life.

Something that causes more trouble than its actually worth.

Can also be used generally, as:
"My life is a problem box"

"this computer is broken, meaning I cannot complete my assignment, yet it is still lying in the middle of the floor, and has caused me too fall flat on my ugly face. what a f*****g problem box"

by my-problem-box July 3, 2007