pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

pregnant

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019

Pregnant valley

A school in Pennsylvania that has a lot of thottys. If you haven’t lost your V card, had a kid, or dated your cousins by the time you are 14 you don’t go there. You

Person 1: did you hear about that girl who get pregnant?

Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley

by Youllneverguess January 26, 2019

Pregnant

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby

Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD

by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020