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Pervention

The act of cock blocking a pervert from performing any form of sexual assault.
You need to step in with some pervention against your boi, he’s taking unsolicited pictures of girls at the bar.
by CabritoSnow September 3, 2020
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Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
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Eighty Percent

The percentage of illness a person has to feel in order for them to be declared as "Not well mate"
I'm only feeling eighty percent, I'm not well mate
by Baron Greenback December 10, 2008
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Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.
FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.
by Rachtita February 7, 2010
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high percentage play

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.
A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.
by seouldout December 27, 2010
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Auto-Pervert

A sick and/or drunk loser who rolls down his car window and shouts unwelcome, explicit comments to a woman or girl walking down the street as he speeds by. Sometimes he simply honks his horn several times and waves or blows kisses. Common comments include remarks about the woman's breast size, "yo bitch!," "hey, sexy!" "suck my dick!" ect. Women who are young, attractive, or have large breasts are more prone to abuse by auto-perverts.

Often the auto-pervert is with one or more of his male friends, but never with his girlfriend for obvious reasons.
I swear, Imma flick off the next auto-pervert who disturbs me when I'm walking to work!

The auto-perverts haven't bothered me lately. Maybe they don't like my short haircut or my weight gain...
by Big-busted "bitch" November 26, 2010
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Forty Percent Dating

When a nerdy couple date only using technology. One does not Forty Percent Date face to face, physical contact is not allowed and under no circumstances can the two speak to one another offline unless they are in a group of at least ten people. Forty Percent Dating is only used when both counterparts of the couple are too socially awkward, anxious or inept to do anything with one another. Both are extremely relieved when the relationship is terminated as they had difficulty stringing one sentence together in order to speak to their boyfriend/girlfriend. This mostly happens in younger couples with less experience in the dating world, not many can get passed Forty Percent Dating until their third or fourth relationship. It is then when they may grasp the concept of dates. It is not very often when a person finds themselves unable to get passed the Forty Percent Dating stage of their life. Normally, if this happens it is because the person is too co-dependent on their friends and doesn't make enough time for their relationship. It is suggested that they take a slight step back from their friendships and become more involved in their romantic interest. Forty Percent Dating is also known as: Somewhat Dating, Halfway Dating and Loveless Relationships.
"Hey man, did you finally dump that girl you had a Forty Percent Relationship with?"

<Person 1> and <Person 2> dated for three months. In that time they talked face to face once. The rest of their lives were dominated by the internet and texting, it was to the point that if they made eye contact it scared them. They were Forty Percent dating.
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