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crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005
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notyourbitch

You WISH you were her or that she wanted you. She is Not Your Bitch
1. Sasrobin is jealous because he can't have notyourbitch.

2. I am notyourbitch.
by Wouldn't You Like to Know November 6, 2004
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notebook kiss

like in the movie the notebook, a notebook kiss means (preferably in the rain), the guy forcefully grabs the girl's face, kisses her passionately, and kind of lifts her up. Kiss to last as long as wanted.
I soo want him to notebook kiss me!
by horsegal26 May 29, 2012
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note streak

holy shit dudee,
800 note streak!
ima fucking kill you!
by douchemcfagen December 21, 2008
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Nosey Bastard

A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).
Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.
by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020
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chug a brown note

Musically:
To generate {using a suitable analogue instrument such as a bass guitar} an amplified pulsing bass note which may cause people to loose control of their rectum and shit themselves.

Fetish/Sex option 1:
To eat poo direct from a person's anus, more specificaly to induce gagging or vomiting by taking a turd into the throat direct from the anus of another person.

Fetish/Sex option 2:
For a man to go down on hands and knees and their partner to bend their penis back between their legs and perform oral sex from behind - then the man will defecate onto his penis and the face of his partner.
Heck that bassline was so loud it was like chugging a brown note man!

Get down biatch and chug a brown note.
by Olly Bass Corpse January 23, 2008
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the notebook

a very cute movie that has romance, humor and sadness but happiness too
by babygrl89619 March 22, 2005
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