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Name That Tool 

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.
Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...
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name ambush 

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

also name ambush is a name for a pig-game
Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."
name ambush by hh5drhg May 6, 2010

name-adjective-afication 

to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked by that person
russell:haha, you've been russelled
adam:you and ur name-adjective-afication

name thief

A person who 'hacks' access to a username which doesn't belong to him/her without the other person's informed consent and/or any rights exclusive to the original account owner (e.g. an encrypted password).

Where multiple (identical) usernames are allowed, especially on large image channels such as 4chan: a namefag who 'steals' the name of a celebrity or acts as a sockpuppet for an existing user on another website.
Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia account was stolen by a name thief today!
name thief by Torchickens December 1, 2010

Name surfing 

The act of searching one's name on urban dictionary and finding embarrassing yet hilarious information that you never knew about yourself.
Hey buddy, I'm bored, lets go name surfing.
Name surfing by Paigeybobaigerz November 6, 2013

Name denial

When you see a name that is spelled different than most with the same sound, and you think that spelling it that way is just wrong, and you kinda start to hate them for it.
Robert: "Her name is chanelley?"
Matthew: "Yeah but it's pronounced like the normal Shanley."
Robert: "Dude, Thats some major name denial."
Name denial by comethruclutch June 19, 2014

Name Section on Urban Dictionary 

1. A section of Urban Dictionary where people feel the need to write definitions about their own names to make themselves and those who they wish to have sexual intercourse with feel better.

2. A section of Urban Dictionary that is misused as a burn book to roast someone (usually a person from school) the author doesn’t like.
A few examples of what people do in the Name Section of Urban Dictionary.

1. Jason: “I’m gonna look my name up in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Jackson: “What does it say?”
Jason: “‘Jason- Jason is the coolest kid in school and has the biggest penis ever’”
Jackson: “Who would be desperate enough for attention to write their own definition on Urban Dictionary?”
Jason: “Me, you dummy!”

2. Brittany: “OMG this girl named Sally at my school is such a slut. I’m gonna write a definition about her in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Becca: “LOL that would be sooooo funny! What will it say?”
Brittany: “Sally- Sally is a slut who is a loser and is ugly. She is also a cow.”