chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

myles

a gay fuck who is a spastic and will never shut up and has no futer and no dick i have been freinds with him before and it was horrible he is gay

myles sucks dick

by iknowtrust me September 3, 2019

molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005

myles

retarded and most importantly has -86 brain cells

myles is fucking annoying

by alice the retard May 17, 2019

Buffet Molestor

One who consistantly makes a habit of (and loves) depleting all available food supplies; see deffinitions for rashaud

The cookie monster was the buffet molestor of the cookie jar.

by Flipz and Sparrow April 23, 2005

molestar

Spanish teachers try to pass off this word as "to bother, to annoy" however, that is the PG version and is not true. It means to molest. Passionately. WARNING: IF YOUR SPANISH TEACHER ASKS IF IT'S OKAY TO MOLESTAR YOU...SAY NO!"

You may have heard of the "Rape Song" but this is the "MOLESTAR SONG"

"Stop! Don't touch me there. This is my private square. M-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Get your penis out of meee. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR. MOLESTAR.

by Mr. Manzi June 3, 2007

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004