America's next top model

Another lame reality show in which whiny, unattractive, anorexic, drama queens compete with each other to be America's Next Top Model....for the few months. They constantly bitch and complain about what they have to do for photo shoots and frequently fight amongst themselves for no reason at all. In addition, very few of these girls are even attractive. Ironically the few cute girls on the show are always the ones that get kicked off.

The winner of ANTM never really actually becomes a "top model", they get some publicity for a few months, then they quickly fade into oblivion.

Q: Wow another season of America's next top model, whatever happened to whats her name who won last season?
A: She's a fat coke head now

Again, the cutest girl left on ANTM got kicked off last night; I guess she wasn't skinny enough.

Last night on ANTM, two girls were fighting over a Saltine and one ended up having a nervous breakdown.

by CJE December 25, 2007

Modan

a well-known Israeli superhero capable of flandiferous feats and wielding an antique 10 year old backpack containing alcoholic jewish candies

one day, daddy, I'm a-gonna grow up and be a Modan!

by modan November 1, 2004

Model UN

1. Large conferences of high school students who enjoy debate called Model UN
2. Large conferences of high school students who enjoy skipping school
3. Large conferences of students representing a large international body, and in their time create solutions faster than the large useless body they emulate.
4. A place to crack jokes about country names like Djibouti and Azerbaijian

Chair: Yes Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan: Hi, my name's Uzbekistan but that's not the only thing thats long

China: Point of Inquiry
Chair: Yes China
China: Is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just excited?

Chair: Roll call..... Denmark
Denmark: Present
Chair: Djibouti
Chair repeats: Djibouti?
Chair: Djibouti is not present
Denmark: Honorable Chair, the delegates of Denmark saw Djibouti walk outside with Iran
Chair: (marking down while muttering) Iran with Djibouti
Denmark: Honorable Chair, isn't this type of thing common in Model UN?

by Ada C September 24, 2006

x-ray model

Fashion models so morbidly skinny you can see their ribs.

Madrid Fashion Week eliminated x-ray models to portray an image of beauty and health.

by wavedeva September 29, 2006

Model 1887

An old rifle designed as a lever-action shotgun in Modern Warfare 2, unlocked at General I (lvl67) in multiplayer. Considered one of the noobiest ways to get a kill, it is shunned as an overpowering weapon, even after the patch was released.

Player 1: wtf, how'd he get a nuke that fast!?!?!

Player 2: its cuz he was using those gay Model 1887's

by Dx251 March 18, 2010

Car Model

A car whore is a promiscuous female who prostitutes her body in front of cars at carshows for attention that directly relates to guys lusting over her. This whore may even go to the extent of never ever reaching a level that satisfies how much attention she receives. This will commonly lead to buying a piece of shit car, that they will put stickers on and take slutty pictures with, just to have more reason to expose themselves, and attempt to reach the guy car enthusiast on a higher level than just showing their body off at car shows. These will usually never have any education on how cars actually work, or how to fix them, or race cars either. They always want to attend huge car meets because of the huge amount of guys for the opportunity to get to drool over them. They may even go to the extent to create their own car meet so then they are known as the "car girl" that made the event possible. These events usually include a hot body contest that the guys usually tell the car whore she would will anyways. These car whores usually make a bad name for real car enthusiasts who are girls

i need more dudes to show me attention..ill just go buy a car and put stickers on it and go to all the events, then ill be the perfect car model.

by Your trying too hard. January 18, 2011

Teen model

Teen models are beautiful girls who are starting glamorous careers while their peers in high school work at the local grocery store. And yet, it's those high-school girls who judge teen models. Often times calling them bitches, when really, they'd kill to be them. When talking to a teen model in NYC she told me it wasn't the industry that caused her to develop anorexia, rather it was the girls at her high school who'd say stuff behind her back "Kristin? She's not even that pretty! How's she a model?" Models often walk with a harsh expression on their faces and everyone put's it down to being a bitch when really, these girls are constantly being derailed for being skinny and pretty! And maybe, the snarl on their face is due to the 5 inch heels they've been told to strut around in. In reality, modeling is hard, you have to have a perfect walk, exact measurements (34-24-34), and then listen to everyone talk about how models are ruining our society. So, teen models are not only very beautiful people, but brave as well; to put up with everything the average person will say about them.

Female Teen Models are often times named Kendal, Karoline, Kristin, or Kylie. It just happens to be a trend i've noticed..

"did you see that hot girl?"
"yeah that's Karoline, the Teen Model!"

by Smileyface1233 December 25, 2012