malled

to be dragged around the mall involuntarily.

The reluctant shopper was malled by her mother.

by youngcrazed July 12, 2005

O'Malley's Bar

O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.

Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.

Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?

Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.

Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?

by Nick Cave August 16, 2010

trendy mullet

Modern interpretation of mullet. While the hairstyle is similar it is popular among stylists or people in the fashion industry rather then redneck caucasian males, due to it's cleaner appearance.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

Got Mullet?

A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short hair on the side of their head while donning a popstar like tail of hair in the back.

Yo when I saw that 6th grade picture of Puff, I asked him if he still "got mullet"?

by Sherief March 23, 2004

mullet-wagon

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

by neak January 19, 2005

Scrotal Mullet

Unshaven genital region on a male.

I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.

by Debit One September 10, 2005