Maria

She is a major attention seeker, who cuts her self for no reason, stinks of crack, hits her mam, loves online dating at the age of 16, biggest emo, lives in darlo, DIRTY SKET!!!!

Friend: What's up Maria
Maria: Cutting myself because I cant keep a boyfriend
Friend: You are just attention seeking

by WhoGives2 September 29, 2019

Maria

A depressed teen that is extremely edgy and short but really edgy

Yo did you see maria

Ya how edgy i know right is

by Erik the maria hater June 4, 2020

maria

a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).

"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"

by Willeee August 24, 2007

maria

A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.

The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.

by Mariano L. August 28, 2008

Maria

Ryland wants to murder Maria with big penis

*Murdering maria with penis*

by Funny girl ok November 3, 2013

Maria

Spanish poor lady selling some dutty old rugs on the side of the road.

Maria: Come buy my dutty rugs! I'm poor!

by mamajama444444444 June 17, 2009

Maria

Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.

Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.

next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch

by guy sexy man November 23, 2018