Long Beach 

Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....

Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!

Long Beach by bonners July 3, 2008

long in the tooth 

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

long in the tooth by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

long position 

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.

MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.

long position by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010

Long timer 

A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.

Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!

Long timer by Vovalicious October 6, 2009

long pipe

Longpipe- to have a huge penis
A penis that pulls all the bitches.

Slavey-" I got the long pipe boy."
Chance-"you couldn't pull any bitches with that short baby pipe!"

long pipe by Cap. Long pipe January 23, 2014

long distance relationship 

A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.

Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man

long distance relationship by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007

Long Grove 

Long Grove

Commonly referred to as The LG. The LG is often overshadowed by the adjacent snobby jewish town of Buffalo Grove. However, Long Grove has much more character and personality in its neighborhoods and historic downtown. The LG is most famously known for their notorious gang known as "The LG 8". The LG 8 had run the streets of Long Grove for the last 18 years. The LG 8 is a united group of cold blooded killers that are known predominantly for riding their bikes around town and causing havoc. During their 4 years in High School the LG 8 ran into some internal problems. The egos among members caused many facebook fights that has left the gang scared and wounded. Recently the LG 8 have all gone their separate ways into colleges in different states, however, the gang still runs through their blood, each and every one of them. It is rumored that the tensions of the gang have been settled and that differences have been put aside to restore the brotherhood that they once shared. The LG 8 is united under and tied to the streets of Long Grove. It is a brotherhood that can’t be explained or understood by anyone outside of LG. Long Grove may be the greatest town on earth.

Long Grove kids are so damn cool.

Long Grove by LG Kid October 25, 2011