langhoff

LAH-ng-HOFF

Small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal's anus. Plural form: langhoffs

"Dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling."
"The hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs."

by ViceAzzhole April 25, 2008

Lanche

A char in World of Warcraft that is superiorily skilled in all crafts and trades. Also worshiped on a daily basis by Lanora on the server Sargeras.

Dude i seen Lanche in Stormwind today and i almost logged off cause i felt like i was stalking him.

Man i ran into Lanche today in a BG.. I now why he is worshiped.

Lanora told us she wishes Lanche was a priest

by Lanche's Will June 2, 2010

oh my lantaa

another way to say oh my god, or OMG!

can you believe he said that! oh my lantaa!

by nanacabanna August 10, 2009

Lantern

The act of using a flashlight as a dildo, typically on camping trips.

The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.

by whabbear September 3, 2011

Lanting

A very sarcastic dork. She needs to get a life. Christine is so much cooler. Well..anyone is so much cooler.

Ew, stop acting like such a lanting!

by Christine October 26, 2003

Lasthole

Someone who shops for Christmas, New Years eve, etc. Last minute causing difficulty for others.

I stopped on my way home for a gallon of milk and it took over an hour because of all the lastholes in the store!

by the kurtman January 2, 2014

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011