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Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.
As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
Steve Jobs is the co-founder and former CEO of the famous company Apple. He is part responsible for giving the world the iPod, iPhone, iPad, and the computer mouse. Not to mention the worlds safest, most stable, easy-to-use and surprisingly compatible operating system (OSX) and computers (iMacs and MacBooks). Steve Jobs was a legend and one of the modern world's greatest technological masterminds. Credit, of course, though, has to be given to Apple's other co-founder and employees, but Steve Jobs is the real creative genius. Many people on the Urban Dictionary hate on him because his products are "shit" (that is obviously completely untrue) or because he "doesn't donate to charity like Bill Gates". He has already given the world enough.
As of October 5, 2011, Steve Jobs has lost his long battle with pancreatic cancer. The Earth has lost one of history's greatest people.
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