younger version of a tart, 11teen to 17, anyone in this age group that wanders into your site while your looking for ladies... you should be disappointed and turn away
by Kenladin October 15, 2004
Get the jamtart mug.Noun. Effete person rendered infertile through excessive alcohol consumption, prosaic conversion or inability to get laid at summer festivals.
by hazzawazza September 22, 2013
Get the Jaffa mug.A Child under five constantly in public with Jam on his or her face. Jamtart's are often slathered with jam as they are temperamental children and Mom is too tired to fight the child by washing the face area, parent gives up the 'pressure' of presenting child in public.
Sally never knew that washing a child's face could be such an ordeal, instead to ease her mental pain, she let him run free around town as a Jamtart Baby.
by CRomeo April 2, 2007
Get the jamtart mug.(noun) - A nocturnal, hideous creature that goes through a 28 day cycle known as "Jaffa Period" whereby its disgusting toe grows to the size of its head and requires an extra shoe (attached the the side of its left) to house it. Although lacking vital nutrients and has an increasing chance of developing scurvy, it is able to gain all vital amino acids, fats and sugars to aid his growth by devouring his highly acidic toes. He is known as an "it" as he is neither male nor female - although he strives to look like a human male. As he is not both genders, he is not known as a "hermaphrodite."
Ex. 1) "I saw Jaffa's toe the other day. I shall not only turn into stone, but before I do, my retinas will suffer a slow and agonising death."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
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Get the Jaltay mug.the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the Pittsburgh Field Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.
by The SSA Captain October 9, 2010
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