Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Edmar Jafet Reyes

The most handsome man living in the world. He is very loyal, funny and a very humble man. No words can describe how perfect this man is. Be careful looking in his eyes, you might find yourself falling in love with him.

Edmar Jafet Reyes is yummy

by Word.Dictionary October 19, 2021

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.

Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

by Jdjdjdjdjdsjkaosbevr April 14, 2023

drop a Jefferson

The president on the two-dollar bill is Thomas Jefferson. To drop a Jefferson is to go to the bathroom number 2 style.

"Hey brochacho! Where you going?"

"It's taco Tuesday man, I gottsta drop a Jefferson!

by mrmonkeyhumper April 16, 2011

Jeffe

The off brand of Heffe, not as funny and can't pull bitches.

Heffe: yo Jeffe why cant you pull deez hoes? Got a small dick or something?
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.

by YungHeffe November 24, 2019

Jefferson

During vaginal intercourse, while partaking in the Doggystyle position, this event occurs when you switch to anal (extra points when done without asking your partner). Coined from the popular 70’s sitcom, essentially in more ways than one, you are “movin’ on up”.

“I tried to pull a Jefferson on Kiki the other day, bitch wasn’t havin it.”
or
Male A: “Dude, finally after 3 months of dating, Trixi let me put it in the butt.”
Male B: “Congrats mann, you pulled a Jefferson!”

by Monohan April 19, 2007

Jeffer

A term widely used to replace the derogatory term "nigger" or "nigga"

That jeffer can throw a punch.

by Pfvswhowie June 25, 2014