Tool that restricts you in one or multiple ways, but since said tool is considered the norm, you have to use it anyway since no other tool can outperform it.
Joe:
"Whats the iPhone to you?"
Charly:
"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.
Joe:
"That's exactly how I feel"
"Whats the iPhone to you?"
Charly:
"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.
Joe:
"That's exactly how I feel"
by rrmm August 21, 2012
Get the iphone mug.An overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in September by the blokes at Apple.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
by A340Captain November 7, 2014
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Get the iphone 5 mug.Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.
by BL1NX August 6, 2007
Get the iphone mug.Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.
by Nate7667 January 11, 2007
Get the iphone mug.The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
by former New Yorker January 5, 2020
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