bestbuy 

A bunch of idiots in yellow shirts trying to sell you overpriced goods they know nothing about. You are classified as an "angel" or a "demon" based upon how much of your money the store is able to capture. Once you've bought the product, god help you if you need to return it because there is a 15% restocking fee. A good place to go to try a product before you buy it online!

I buy a big screen tv at $2000usd. The tv turns out to be incompatible with my equipment because the sales associate mis-informed me. I return the tv and get stuck paying 15% ($300usd) for NOTHING! Bravo BestBuy, Bravo.

bestbuy by Don't shop at Best Buy! June 18, 2008

Bestbuy Brush-off

When you purchase a product from BestBuy with their technology experts and their extended warranty and try to get them to replace the product because there is an issue with it. They then proceed to tell you that they cant do that or that the product is broke because of you. You proceed to go up the chain to find out some punk 17 year old kid is the manager and that he doesn't even know what the extended warranty says.

Eric: Hey, Tom I heard your stereo amp blew in your truck, did Best Buy fix it for you?
Tom: NO! The manager told me I bought the wrong amp for my system...
Eric: Didn't THEY tell you what to buy to go with your stuff?
Tom: Yea...
Eric: Dude you just were a victim of the "Bestbuy Brush-Off"

Bestbuy Brush-off by DaRth79 November 13, 2009

Bestbuy Girl 

Name people call their favorite bisexual female friend

Your my bestbuy girl

Bestbuy Girl by NotStable March 15, 2022

Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

Best Buy Mobile Centipede by Franky619 October 27, 2010

best buy douche 

The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.

1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche

best buy douche by Ritchboy April 8, 2009

best buy

A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won't stay there long because they can't stand all the bullshit propaganda.

Best Buy employee at register: Hi welcome to Best Buy. Will you be putting this purchase on you Best Buy Card today?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

best buy by jack94117 April 13, 2006

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