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herpes duplex

Far worse than the traditional herpes simplex. This is a case of herpes infecting both genitalia and mouth. So it is some nastee stuff. Steer clear.
You don't want that chick, she's a walking case of herpes duplex.
by bobert_ohio February 10, 2008
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calm your horses

What tyler says
Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES
by tylersexypants January 18, 2012
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horsesex

What a lovely day for horsesex, you mind if i go ride on your horse?
by EinsteinMusics October 16, 2011
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herpes of the brain

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.
by Mansnake November 6, 2006
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up herself

When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.
Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...
by Mr. Zed December 12, 2006
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True Heroes

a nice place to come and discuss politics, current events and media.
"ive learnt so much at True Heroes"
by Hakko November 22, 2004
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gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 30, 2006
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