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coat hanger

Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach
"Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now."
by Mayar September 19, 2006
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hanger

A building that has the space required to house a completely assembled aircraft. It must have a door or a series of doors that when opened allow an aircraft to be put inside without having to remove the wings, rotors, or any other major component. The aircraft can be protected in this building from the weather. When the aircraft leaves the hanger it can be ready for flight.
Hangers house aircraft at the local airport. Boeing has among the biggest hangers in the world.
by tailwheel "Tom" Anderson March 23, 2007
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hanger horns

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)
My t-shirt looks ridiculous because of these dang hanger horns!
by fergmeister October 17, 2008
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Hanger titties

When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES
Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!
by Craigbc72 December 12, 2015
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Hanger

A girl that can't let go of someone else's man , try's everything to stop it (which won't happen) basically a lil beg
by newbie._. April 1, 2017
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hole hanger

Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"
by Phishn February 6, 2005
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freedom hangers

testicles that reach mammoth proportions due to varioius influences including but not limited to, pot smoking, warm but comfortable temperatures or going commando for large stretches of time. The testicles relax and stretch becoming almost a nuisance due to the proximity that they reach between your legs.
After smoking pot by the pool all day, Allison complemented me on my freedom hangers.
by MoneyMatt June 11, 2006
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