ambiguous hair

When a girl with long hair sheds one hair, it attaches to the back of her shirt, and she can feel it every time she moves her arms.

There is an ambiguous hair somewhere on my back; can you please get it off for me?

by fergmeister August 10, 2007

hanger horns

When an oversized hanger stretches out the shoulders of your shirt and makes them pointy (they point up and out like horns)

My t-shirt looks ridiculous because of these dang hanger horns!

by fergmeister August 26, 2008