Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits

can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*

by Bryan GM October 6, 2007

guamanation

1.(noun)After having doing a girl up the but you decide to piss in her ass resulting in an awesome gumanation.

2. (verb) too pee in a girl's butthole

Person A: Wow molly got a guamanation last night

Person B: Man i knew that girl looked like she could take a gaumanation!

by beanerman April 17, 2008

Guacamole-coli

Guacamole in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Salsa-monella.

Sandi must have gotten into the guacamole-coli at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.

Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.

by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010

Guada Guada

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.

1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada

by Joey-O September 16, 2011