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grounch

The big disabled spazzy version of the grinch, likes to shag cats and get naked over trees
Wow James Hegarty is such a grounch
by Billybobbly man tits November 18, 2018
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Flaming gouche

When you bang a chicks pussy so hard that her gouche gets super hot.
while i was fucking julie, she exclaimed dramaticly that she had a flaming gouche
by black pheonix December 24, 2010
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Bass Gouch

The part of a bass which stops the bass from sliding on the floor. usually made from rubber.
Nick, the Bass Gouch is missing and it is making it difficult to play!
by Nick Car January 23, 2011
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double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.
by SkiBGB October 18, 2011
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canadian goouche

A "canadian goouche" is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.

It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
Example 1

Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.

Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?

Example2:

Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
by dr_manian November 13, 2011
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Gouche Bag

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals
by Cameron March 21, 2004
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Gouche

A savory meal which is created by chiseling a frozen pot pie into chunks and then heating it in a pot on the stove.

Best if a portion is eaten directly from the pot and the rest is left (lidless) overnight to form a slight crust.

Once the crust has formed, it may be picked off with a raspoon. (A raspoon is a spoon with sharpened edges.) After picking off the crust, the raspoon should be disposed of along with the crust.

The savory gouche must be consumed momentarily before a second crust forms.
I would like some of your savory gouche.
by Corksil.com & Associates September 7, 2008
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