gonz

to put your penis on someone's face near their mouth and your balls on their eyes, so they resemble Gonzo from the muppet show.

the porno wasnt suitable for children, so they got a big furry blue man to gonz a five year old, to please parents.

by thejen November 3, 2004

Sleepy Gonzales

When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.

Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.

by inphinitizeit March 8, 2007

speedy gonzales

I'll bet a grand.

by lol August 20, 2003

godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos

a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture

"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos

by BobHopeLives May 2, 2009

GODZILLA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BEST FuCKING MONSTER/MESSAGE BOARD JOKE ACCOUNT WHO DESTROYS PITIFUL SHIT-FILLED ASSHOLES WITH HIS AWESOME FUCKING GOD DAMN SKILLS THAT ARE UNCOMPREHENDABLE, YOU CoCKMAN!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!

GODZILLA is the worst joke account ever. OH MY GOD, he's stomping my pitiful ass!

by GODZILLA! September 22, 2004

ganzie

a north yorkshire term for a coat

get yer ganzie on its bloody freezing ouy

by kat December 10, 2003

Gooey Gonzalez

An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"

While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"

by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005