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Global Warning

What Global Warming should have been called all along. The fact that the earth is heating up because of a greenhouse effect leads to portions of the earth getting much hotter and other areas getting much colder. Colder..... This is another reason most people that are uneducated in this field are led to believe that every continent on the planet will get warmer. Not true. When an area is seeing colder climates, the people scoff at global warming because they expect the globe to get warmer. It's a warning, not a warmer.....
Ted: It's colder this summer.. global warming is a myth.
Tony: It should be called Global Warning because the earth is getting ready to through a heck of a fit which includes much colder climates is areas you would not expect.
by kiobe August 11, 2010
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globaldoom

The end as we know it. Prophacey by Nostradamus.
"Its here, the end, the globaldoom"
by HDH January 25, 2004
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global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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global warmist

To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:

1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.

2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.

3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."

4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.

5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
Apparently some global warmist just modded down my innocuous comment in the online forum.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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Global

A mfka that know every damn body.
Te’sha: “ Girll, you know that one nigga Adrian? He’s a senior that goes to franklin highschool “

Tonyalay: “Bitch to it look like I know Adrian that mfka go to a whole other schoo in a whole other place Ian global like you”
by Vee’Ah February 22, 2019
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Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming
Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living
by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019
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