Flounge

the bar -aka lounge- you and your mates f.cking love to favor most.

pronounced 'fuhlhounge'

X "Where're yall headed?"

Y/z+ "Where do you think?"

X & Y, in easy agreement "The Flounge."

by JD Foster March 6, 2010

flounder-bent

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

by gayry April 30, 2011

sergeant flounder

A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.

"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"

by Mikey Treese June 26, 2006

Floursmith

One who enjoys the sexual company of large woman - so large that various body parts are hard to distinguish from each other.

As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.

Dave: "Man, that guys a floursmith"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"

by Johnblan June 29, 2009

Floundered

The act of being so shit faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one's eyes.

Marcus was so floundered last night he fucked an Indian girl. Most likely because he couldn't open his eyes to see how hideous she was.

by kevbocutie November 22, 2011

Flourish

When a male masturbates and ejaculates into their hand, and then cavilierly tosses the ejaculate into the air, as if making an offering to the Gods.

I jacked off so hard to her pictures, I flourished all over the ceiling of my apartment.

by ElDudeAbides January 4, 2020

flourbluff

Bunch of rich sobs in Corpus Christi and is relatively known for all there sports EXEPT football is doo doo

Flourbluff can suck my arse

by Tuloso Midway November 7, 2018