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Evean

People who have this name are legendary at sports. warning:WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Damn evean jus beat his ass up
by yungdaggerdickyuhhhh October 11, 2018
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if you ever

phrase

used as a response to something that you don't want said or done

shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"

person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010
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worst band ever

the worst rock band ever: a scientific analysis
by Reynard Letard July 16, 2008
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Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy?

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?
by iSpam January 13, 2009
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Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.
by Glittery Goddess June 5, 2004
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worst band ever

Alvin and the Chipmunks, because of their damn high pitched voices makes me want to assassinate them with any weapon.
Hey Chipmunks! Let me cheer for ya'll by pointing my rocket launcher at ya'll!
by frodaddy February 19, 2005
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Have you ever

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.
"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)
by Sophie DP September 11, 2007
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