Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

Dinsal

A person who tells on a person without checking to see if they meant it in a different way.

1. "Oh my god!" she said. "That little dinsal claimed I was being mean to him to the teacher!"

2. "Are you going to dinsal on me?!"

by bookworm2.0 September 3, 2016

diosalyn

A special little sunflower who finesses bitches and hunts Gerald's. She is pretty and has ass but acts like she don't and probably judging u from a distance even tho she weird as fuck

Diosalyn called me a whore

by Juanthefinesser December 20, 2016

Dinsa

Ussually a man with tiny penis and is ussually very hairy around it it so he cant find it inside of his pubic hair.

Damn, ur a dinsa look at that small PP. and it s hairy too.

by SomeoneAnonimuos June 25, 2017

Dicsaurus

An amalgamation of the terms dictionary and thesaurus.
Usually at schools.

Guy#1: Dude someone has drawn a massive penis in my Dicsaurus

Guy#2: Well, they don't call them Dicsauruses for nothing!

by betty-fuck April 19, 2018

disaccomidated

You’re going crazy but have your shit together at the same time; you can’t adapt but fit right in. Nothing makes sense but everything makes sense.

My kids act normal but randomly say they’re squirrels or squares or something bizarre, but in a serious manner. I explain to them that they’re disaccomidated and they explain they’re beautiful and continue coloring. Makes complete sense right?

by #Barittaneay May 10, 2018

Disa wa wa

Disagreement over wa wa (just look it up)

We had a huge disa wa wa at da Washington DC pool.

by Chinese Waffles June 12, 2018