dfmf

dfmf- daddy fuck me friday.

omg ian somerhalder is such a DFMF

by baesforlyfeeeee April 17, 2020

DFWC

Don't. Fuck. With. Cats.

Joe: Luka Magnotta suffocated multiple cats!
Amy: That's fucking awful. DFWC!

by Ch3rnobyl May 18, 2020

DforDaniel

Is a very Cool YouTuber and everyone likes him

Person 1: "heard about DforDaniel?"
Person 2: "yea isn't he the cool one?"

by DforDaniel January 20, 2021

dfi

dfi stands for "don't follow if"
this is a phrase commonly used in social media, etc.

please dfi: you do (insert word), etc.

by kjhugfghj May 23, 2022

Lol dfo

Little old lady done fell out (fainted).

In medical triage slang, "lol dfo in 3" means "the little old lady who done fell out (fainted) is being seen and treated in room 3".

by DoktorStrangelove August 7, 2016

sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c

When you smash your fists onto your keyboard and breaking your keyboard.

"sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c" Alex said as he was dying a horrible death.

by Not Zeus December 11, 2020

DFYF

Don't Fuck Your Friends. A simple rule to live by that can save you drama and friends that you care about and want to keep. Also a nicer way to reject one of your friends who wants to sleep with you.

Friend 1: "I know I'm drunk and all but I always thought you were really cute... We should totally bang. ;)"

Friend 2:"No! DFYF! DFYF!"

by sampire July 23, 2012