Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

by Jachobim November 29, 2006

Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009

Creeping like a boss

The act of creeping on someone unintentionally using Facebook's new "creep" feature.

*scrolling this Facebook*
*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*

Damn! I am creeping like a boss!

by Simple Cuboidal Epithelium September 23, 2011

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.

She had the creeping crude on her forearms.

by S. McHugh January 5, 2009

Shady Creeping

Expending tremendous amounts of efforts to keep something you don't want revealed concealed.

"we didn't have alot of bud to smoke so we ended up shady creeping off and smoking by ourselfs."

by t4554y March 25, 2009

Dawson Creeking

Spending way too long discussing something that can be solved in one or two short sentences; getting your head pecked by a bird

Mini was Dawson Creeking G for 2 hours last night because he said she hadn't changed.....

by paulo d'badger May 24, 2012