Condom

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.

This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.

I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

condom

It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.

He never has sex without a condom, because he is worried of getting an STD.

by penas endabut December 9, 2008

Condam

A stupid way to say condom. Used to dusguise the word from retarded parents.

Matt had to use a condam because he had a bad case of shit-in-his-throat.

by Rampaige January 24, 2009

Condom

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

condom

Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina

Trojan

by Anonymous July 16, 2002

Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.

by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007