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a giant box filled with electrical pathways and boards to release secret airborne chemicals to make us addicted to the computer frequency thus causing high electrical bills
wow. look at 10 computers! wow! look at my bill! 45 grand!
by gusto5 April 8, 2004
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computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.
i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.
by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006
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Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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Computer Hangover

A computer hangover is the feeling you get when you've been on the computer or texting or watching a movie or playing video games all day. Depending on the person, it can also occur after a few hours or even thirty minutes. Computer hangovers almost never occur when accompanied by another person, either because of the desire to impress them or because you were engaged in another activity (e.g. talking, thinking, or...) instead of just spacing. The effects of a computer hangover can be achieved as well by spacing for a day, lying on the couch for five hours, but lets see you try that.

SYMPTOMS:
-- headaches
-- slight naseau (depending on the person)
-- dry taste in mouth
-- extreme dislike of sunlight
-- sudden attraction to couch
-- loss of will to do anything other than just lie there
-- hunger or thirst (seeing as to you haven't probably left the couch for a few hours)
-- loss of memory for most of that day
-- empty sleepiness

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water
-- more computer (WARNING: temporary! Your computer hangover will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your computer hangover will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
A: Dang, I've got one sick comp hangover. geez, this sucks. Can you grab me some water?
B: Sure. Dude, you have such a Computer Hangover. (Brings A a glass of water). So, how 'bout that homework?
A: WHAT?
B: I told you earlier, you have homework.
A: Nooo! I can't think at all right now.
B: You really don't remember?
A: Nothing. Nilch. Nada.
by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011
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Straight out of Compton

Cutting across several lanes of traffic to take an exit at the last possible moment while driving a vehicle. This is typically done on a freeway from the left most lane in a urban area or city like Detroit.
I was hauling on I-94 in the left lane doing a buck twenty sippin' on cognac in my Pontiac, when I realized I was about to pass my girl Michelle's exit. Sho-nuff I cut that wheel and made the turn, straight out of Compton! I musta cut across four lanes of traffic and put two wheels in the weeds! Welcome to Detroit my brutha...
by 0227 December 28, 2013
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computering

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.
Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.
by TMMI July 12, 2008
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Haley Compton

A legend. Otherwise known as "The Original HC" or "The Real HC" She can get pretty crazy, but she is a strong believer in love. sometimes too liberal, but who said that what a bad thing? She can rock your world.
Did you see Haley Compton at that party last night? Who didn't see her?

I hate gays.
Don't say that around Haley Compton.
by DPHC October 27, 2009
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