cieling

another spelling for ceiling...for those that can't spell.

Justin couldn't throw things at "My Chemical Romance" because the cieling rafters were too low.

by C-diddy April 26, 2006

cilice

A barbed metal belt worn round the thigh of followers of Opus Dei, a Catholic sect. Used to recreate and remind them of the suffering of Christ at the crucifiction, and as punishment for 'sins of the flesh'.
Opus Dei missionaries have to wear it for at least 2 hours per day, except on the Sabbath and other holy days. - Pronounced 'SILL-iss'

Bob: Hey mate, where's John?

Pete: He's in the Hospital, tightened his cilice too much, didn't he?

Bob: What a plonker!

by Bexy.W June 12, 2006

chitlins

chitterlings, a food made of fried pig intestines(often regarded as characteristically eaten by black people and in the southern United States)

Looks like someone has been cooking a pot of chitlins.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2008

Cillian

Cillian Can Be nice to you and help you beat the shit out of some other shit head. He also tells some of the **WEIRDEST** Jokes.

Cillian Beat the Shit out of that bitch

by Yoshi Is Cool (SMB) February 5, 2019

Senior citizen

When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.

After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.

by ramonymone February 1, 2009

Super-citizen

A citizen that takes their country so damn seriously that they can't take a fuckin joke about it and they think their country is greater than god himself.

That stupid ass "super-citizen" just shot Jimmy for 2 reasons: 1) He says it's his constitutional right to carry a gun...and...2) Jimmy told him that he shat on the White House lawn.

by The All American Badass July 26, 2007

Caitlin

The most amazing beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can cheer up your day with just a simple smile. She is a small, spunky, cute girl that makes everything better!

Guy 1: My day sucks! Work is pissing me off
Guy 2: Mine was bad too, then i saw Caitlin

by I love you caitlin April 28, 2012