Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008

Chokes

i dont really know, can you guys email me wen u get da answer

50 cent: "This flow's been mastered, the ice I flash it
Chokes me, I'll have your mama picking out your casket, bastard"

by raul November 21, 2003

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

choke slam

Any number of moves, be it wrestling or martial arts, that involve forcibly striking someone at the throat with an open grip, so as to physically move them. Done with the intent to force the person back or off balance, or followed through to slam them into a wall/ground and possibly then pin them against it.
Performed whilst standing infront of the opponent.

Tends to leave more psychological then physical marks. In layman turns, it scares them senseless.

Not to be confused with a choke tackle, which is done from behind the opponent, and involves making a choke hold.

"Old mate was being a fuckwit to Kearney, so he choke slammed him into the wall"
"The guy gave me whack in the face, so I choke slammed him back to and waited to see if he'd be stupid enough to try it again"
"If he arcs up, give him a good old choke slam to bring him back to reality"

by BloodMagus November 10, 2004

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

death choke

A common occurrence in movies. It happens when a person is about to die and they can't speak because their lungs are filled with blood and the said person is choking because of his/her blood filled lungs.

Beowulf couldn't speak. He was in the throws of a death choke.

by Beowulfselfish July 7, 2008

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015