man child

a grown man who is very immature, therefore considered a man child.

Dude you need to grow up and stop being such a man child

by rhoni May 13, 2005

Middle child

The child parents don’t give a crap about until they do something wrong

Person 1: I’m the middle child
Person 2: I’m so sorry
Parent to person 1: who are you?

by THICCCCCCCCPOTATO! January 31, 2020

fatherless child

people who like dream smp

another fatherless child

by standoppiobecausedoppiobestboy August 21, 2021

childfree

One who is childless, whatever the circumstances, and loves every minute of it! Childfrees know that one does not need to have a child to feel 'complete', to know love, or to be a good person. Childfrees do not necessarily hate children (some like them, some hate them), but do not wish to be around them 24/7 with no time to themselves, or cannot stand poorly disciplined brats. Childfrees also have more time and money to spend on other, more important pursuits, such as art, learning, travel, charity, and let's not forget picking up the slack for childed coworkers who disappear every time their child/ren have soccer practice...

Childfree... the life for me!

by Child Hatter May 13, 2003

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

by Broan November 12, 2007

childbirth

pushing out a baby.

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.

by suze55 September 4, 2003

Demon Child

A little brother or sister under 11 that gets away from trouble or tells off their big brothers or sisters up to no good

What are you Doing?

Its a Arcade Machine! now get out of my room!

No it aint! its a ATM Machine im tellin mom, MOM!

OK shut up il give you $50 bucks to be quiet!

$60!

Ok heres $60 and get out!

Man yur sister is a Demon child

by playmaker739 October 16, 2008