Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

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Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023

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Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

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Chevit

A person or acquaintance such as a friend or partner.

Lets hangout with the chevits later!

by SurealBoi January 10, 2024

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Chawith

A very handsome and attractive boy who is both creative and driven. They are often funny and have unreserved, childlike curiosity. Consider yourself lucky if you’ve won their love, you’ll be the centre of their world.

Chawith is definitely one of the most attractive men I’ve laid eyes on.

by Evangeline_Isla November 27, 2023

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