zoo case

It's like a nut case, but to a much, much worse degree.

ur mom❤️❤️❤️❤️ is a zoo case, she won't shut the hell up!

by Ur mom ❤️❤️❤️ June 9, 2014

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Liam's cases

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids

Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

case binding

Case binding is where you have a hard cover with soft pages inside, just like a smore where there is biscuits on the outside and a soft marshmallow on the inside.

John: "that's a nice case binding you got for your sex life files."
Bobby: "cheers John. I keep them under the pillow so I can fap over them at night"

by mingowingo11 January 20, 2015

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016

Puss Case

An involved, over the top job or task that by all observations is going to be your worst nightmare to accomplish, and usually will only be done by enlisting the help of a friend who will only participate because he owes you a favor.

The busted sewer pipe under the house cost two thousand dollars to fix because the job turned into a puss case when the whole floor caved in.

by Dutch Dozer November 17, 2018

Beef-case

Slide 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb in the arse, pick her up like a briefcase

beef-case- “Yo the other day I beefcased this bitch”

by Mad AH December 7, 2019