carrot cock 

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

carrot cock by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

Ear-Carrot 

A game mostly involving putting carrots in the ears of unsuspecting people and then shouting, "ear-carrot!" that swept the nation in 2009 and early 2010. It was an adaptation of the less popular and less sanitary "Face-Cheese."

Some weirdo on the subway gave me an ear-carrot.

Ear-Carrot by Plural P July 26, 2018

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

carrot dick by Gareth August 14, 2003

carrot-cake 

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

carrot-cake by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

ear carrot 

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

ear carrot by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

chase the carrot 

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

chase the carrot by Razorslap October 29, 2003

carrotize 

The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.

Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."

Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.

carrotize by G. Nye July 26, 2006