Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.

Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.

by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Coffee Slam

A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.

Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.

Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?

Chet: Why would I?

Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.

by KaseDefined January 27, 2018

Coffee

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018

Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 3, 2020

Coffee

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023